snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014
"You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.
That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."
- How I Met Your Mother (via im-simply-me)
(Source: studiosixty, via d0it4theratchetz)
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
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